Gods throughout history have been so serious, so dour… the equivalent of cosmic sourpusses. Yahweh, Allah, all those Dudes… they’re so easily offended!
But no gods compare to the Flying Spaghetti Monster! It is unoffendable, unless one chooses to break atheism’s lone commandment:
DON’T BE AN A-HOLE.
Here is a tribute, courtesy of the Cleveland Freethinkers group. Incredibly, the omnipotent FSM makes an appearance in the video, long before It conceived of Itself! Now that IS a miracle.